A Middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years" Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
Balogun of Owu is thy name.
Thy handover has come
Thy will be done in Umaru, as it is from INEC
Leave us this May 29th, your departure date
Forgive Turaki his disloyalty
As we forgave your failed third term plot
Lead us not into anarchy
And deliver Ekiti from Emergency Rule
for Otta is thy destination, whether you do or die
With thy bags and thy baggage
forever and ever